Cosmo

So you want to be popular But you're not sure where to begin? Then do a Cosmo survey To be sure that you fit in The Cosmo Guide to Summer, The things you need to do So you can look like us, Cos who'd wanna look like you Straight to the heart of the serious issues Affecting women today Like makeup and fashion and hair colour And whether your boyfriend is gay Teenage eating disorders We cry our crocodile tears And then a special on swimwear What the thin girls are wearing this year You wanna learn how to dress? Read Cosmo Don't think for yourself You wanna learn about men? Read Cosmo Don't find out for yourself You wanna learn about life? Read Cosmo Don't live it for yourself You wanna learn how to think? Read Cosmo And don't think for yourself We'll tear you down like a bad boyfriend Destroy your self esteem You need our advice you can't live without us You're too fat and ugly to leave You keep coming back for more You'll never be complete Trust our advertisers To sell you what you need

Listen to this song Notes It's not just Cosmo, any women's magazine will do. Most of marketing is based on making you feel inadequate and incomplete. Add a massive dose of sex to confuse the brain, and then pile it on to teenage girls who are already taking the self esteem beating of puberty, and you have a gold mine. If Stalin had ever thought of a brainwashing method this good, the whole world would be Communist by now, but no, only capitalism can stoop this low. Ignore the crap you read in magazines. Live a little, find yourself in the world, become your own person, not a bimbo cosmo clone.